These hilarious movie quotes have stood the test of time, delivering laughter and unforgettable moments for audiences everywhere. Whether they’re quick one-liners or witty dialogues, these quotes are perfect for reliving the funniest moments from the big screen.
Timeless Classics
“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
– Airplane! (1980)
“It’s just a flesh wound!”
– Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
“Fat guy in a little coat.”
– Tommy Boy (1995)
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
– The Princess Bride (1987)
“You’re killin’ me, Smalls!”
– The Sandlot (1993)
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”
– Airplane! (1980)
“I’m in a glass case of emotion!”
– Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
“That rug really tied the room together.”
– The Big Lebowski (1998)
“Why so serious?”
– The Dark Knight (2008)
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
Rom-Com Gems
“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”
– Notting Hill (1999)
“You can’t sit with us!”
– Mean Girls (2004)
“As you wish.”
– The Princess Bride (1987)
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”
– Dirty Dancing (1987)
“To me, you are perfect.”
– Love Actually (2003)
“I carried a watermelon.”
– Dirty Dancing (1987)
“They’re real… and they’re spectacular!”
– Seinfeld (not a movie, but iconic enough to belong here!)
“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.”
– The Notebook (2004)
“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
– Mean Girls (2004)
“You complete me.”
– Jerry Maguire (1996)
Funny One-Liners
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
– The Wizard of Oz (1939)
“I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.”
– Titanic (1997)
“There’s no crying in baseball!”
– A League of Their Own (1992)
“I feel the need… the need for speed!”
– Top Gun (1986)
“You talking to me?”
– Taxi Driver (1976)
“Houston, we have a problem.”
– Apollo 13 (1995)
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
– When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
– Jaws (1975)
“I’m walking here! I’m walking here!”
– Midnight Cowboy (1969)
“Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?”
– She Done Him Wrong (1933)
“Here’s Johnny!”
– The Shining (1980)
“I’ll be back.”
– The Terminator (1984)
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
– Gone with the Wind (1939)
“It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”
– Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
“Say hello to my little friend!”
– Scarface (1983)
Modern Comedic Genius
“It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!”
– Despicable Me (2010)
“I am Groot.”
– Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
“You sit on a throne of lies!”
– Elf (2003)
“You’re my boy, Blue!”
– Old School (2003)
“I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!”
– Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
“I love lamp.”
– Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
“That escalated quickly.”
– Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
“It’s not a man purse. It’s a satchel. Indiana Jones has one!”
– The Hangover (2009)
“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”
– The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
“I’m sorry, did you say steak or snake?”
– Miss Congeniality (2000)
“It’s not about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.”
– Rocky Balboa (2006)
“I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.”
– Saturday Night Live (Blue Öyster Cult sketch)
“You had me at hello.”
– Jerry Maguire (1996)
“You’re a wizard, Harry.”
– Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
“It’s LeviOsa, not LevioSA!”
– Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
Pop Culture Favorites
“Hakuna Matata. It means no worries!”
– The Lion King (1994)
“To infinity and beyond!”
– Toy Story (1995)
“May the Force be with you.”
– Star Wars (1977)
“Why is the rum always gone?”
– Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
– Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.”
– Batman Begins (2005)
“Wakanda forever!”
– Black Panther (2018)
“Great Scott!”
– Back to the Future (1985)
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”
– Back to the Future (1985)
“We’re all mad here.”
– Alice in Wonderland (1951)
“I volunteer as tribute!”
– The Hunger Games (2012)
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
– A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
– Casablanca (1942)
“I’ll never let go, Jack.”
– Titanic (1997)
“Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.”
– Mean Girls (2004)
“You can’t handle the truth!”
– A Few Good Men (1992)
“It’s alive! It’s alive!”
– Frankenstein (1931)
“Hasta la vista, baby.”
– Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”
– Home Alone (1990)
“I see dead people.”
– The Sixth Sense (1999)
Relive these funny, classic, and iconic lines to bring back memories or share a laugh with friends!